The Men of the House

Once upon a time, there was a brand-spanking new slipcover to revive a tired old loveseat.  If you recall, it looked like this:

So naturally, the men of the house felt compelled to do this:

I think this is where I'm supposed to practice the yogic principle of non-attachment.  "Om, it is ok that dogs and large men crush and rumple the sofa, Om."