Oh Come Now, Pottery Barn

Let's be completely honest about your new Simone bedding, which you're describing thusly: "We collaborated with one of America's oldest and most respected fabric design houses to create the blooms and scrolls of this evocative bedding. A blend of soft, textural linen-cotton lends dimension to the leafy pattern."

Was that the same fabric design house that sold the same material to discount textile stores like Printers Alley where I picked it up two years ago to recover my thrift-store armchair?

Yeah, that's what I thought.