If you're male and just don't care about wedding planing, skip this post and go watch the Vlad and Boris video again.
Gentle Female Readers (or any men who just love shoes!), I am torn between my two sides. There is the slightly subversive side of me that wants to buck tradition just a little and also loves bold, bright colors. This Annabelle wants to wear shoes like these:
And then there's the paralysis of analysis Virgo side of me that fears I might look back and my wedding photos and gnash my teeth while wailing, "What was I thinking?!? And why didn't I listen to my mother?" And that person thinks these might be a safer bet, although that would mean acknowledging that Mama knows best and dang, I still hate admitting that.
I'm counting on you all to be opinionated and to the point, because, you know, that's probably how I'd respond if you were making a major life decision like this.